I can go with culture, sensitivity ( I'm lying there ), brown stuff & Openheimer but who is this DingDong you speak of ?

ging dong??? GING DONG???? Jesus H Arkwright. Are you sure you want to know Colin???



He's an hooker of the old school - Yorkshire league player of the year (when the Yorks league was THE league) in the long and distant past. A gnawing, devious, caniving, short, fat little crapper that will annoy the botty off you, bore you witless (and I don't really mean witless I mean sh...). Like all hookers circa 1985,he's as annoying as sand in your trunks, will drawn a punch from a nun and will do anything on the blind side of the ref he can. Taking a bone off a Rotweiler is easier than keeping him quiet and he's an answer for everything and like all No9's - he's never wrong.



Look in the Oxford English Dictionary under Rugby League Hooker and there will be a picture of Ging Dong in his 1985 kit.

Look up dopey short fat gobby spacehopper and there's a 2012 picture of him!!!!!



I'm driving him to Blackpool on Saturday. My licence is clean so I reckon it'll be worth 6 points and 2 fines for doing 95mph to Blackpool just so I don't have to listen to him for longer than I have to!



Top lad. I won't explain on here why think that - there would be little point!!

1 - Fieldhouse

2 - Worrincy

3 - Paterson

4 - Tyrer

5 - White

6 - Thackery

7 - Handforth

8 - Gannon

9 - Penkywicz

10 - Ambler

11 - Manning

12 - Robinson

13 - Ashall



14 - Bowman

15 - Sam Barlow

16 - Hesketh

17 - Aizue

Mate, 6 POINTS are so easy to come by nowadays LOL

Ex No 9 well that explains it then, there all

, our head and feed at the scrum or were not playing.

How ever much I love watching Aizue, i would change him for Reitte. You always moan haighy at a bench full of forwards. Reitte gives us an option if anything happens to our 3 quarter line or fieldhouse and whitey needs to drop back.

A team that has Aizue in it gives me more trepidation than one with Rettie in it instead of Aizue.

Is that because you are worried he will try and break another Fev player - maybe Finn or Kain?

He gives fax that 10-15 mins burst of aggression that can get your forrads on a roll. He's done it too oft for my liking. Reitte I reckon we can 'look after'. Managing Aizue has been difficult in the past. He's one I wouldn't moan about being omitted.

At your gaff, when I saw White was left out for Reitte, I felt much more confident.



I'm sure Reitte has his fans and maybe I haven't seen enough of him to making a wholly informed judgement. But if he's in at Aizue's expense, I'll live with that.

Aizue played well vs Hunslet. i think he will be in the 17.

Wasn't there for that one - will take your word for it

Im guessing Rettie will play instead of White and although Aizue is capable of making an impact with the ball he is also a liability in defence and possibly one we cant afford against Fev. Im not sure what options we have though as I wouldnt have Bowman on the bench either because it seems like a wasted spot because he will never have an impact coming off the bench and isnt good enough to start.