'And that's Karl Fairbank there, elbowing players as he walks past. What an absolute idiot that man is. There'll be no Wembley for you this year, Mr Fairbank, and, on that showing, you don't deserve it!.'



Good old Stuart Duffy, before he turned to the Dark Side.

The best of all time has to be



"Clarke Good pass to betts, betts to davies, Davies hes got some space, hes going for the corner, hes got his head back, And the welsh mans in!"

"John Basnett cut inside, but there was stand-off Kieron O'Loughlin. I thought he dropped it. [iHe[/i thought he dropped it, but [ijust[/i look at those Widnes fans [ithey know[/i he's not dropped it!"



"Phil Ford - Rubberman!"

"He's a stepper, Ford ... he can step this boy, I tell ya"

I like the wayne rooney one

another one -



stuart cut out pass to meninga, meninga, mengina,



what a try .....!!!...!!!

One of my faves, a classic Origin match. Paul Harrogan and Martin Bella start beating the hell out of each other, toe to toe, and Rabbits Warren says -



"The Chief says if you wanna go Marty, I'll go with ya..."

With a Bird on the Pitch during Fax Barrow game this year - Baz and Taz are talking about why it's there, questioning it being due to Barrow not having attacked yet.



[i'Well, Terry, I always said that Barrow Birds were tough'[/i

[i'I want to distance myself from that comment'[/i

"Costin..........Costin...........COSTIN ...TO WIN IT !! "

Or this one



Benji Marshall kicks on the last, Billy Slater picks it up he running and oh dear he has thrown it back to Marshall for the winning try - quality pass from Slater - Marshall didn't have to move - what a try!!!

The "poor, poor lad" and "wide to west" are unforgettable, but others I remember are

1. Purdham going off at Quins with blood pouring down his face. Barry Mac to Bill Arthur: "not to worry, Bill. Chicks dig scars."

2. Barry Mac on Danny Tickle making a tackle from behind: "Mr Tickle has got very long arms."

3. Stevo on Shaun Briscoe's nose: "London via Norwich."

4. GB-Aus Test at Wigan a few years back. Aussie passes the ball to Senior, who sprints away for the game-sealing try. Eddie, as Senior gets near the line: "A gift of a pass, wrapped up in a green and gold ribbon."

Here's one I like ('Benji Marshall Magic Top Quality' on that site) :-



Now they're going to go a little wider. Prince ball back for Marshall. The footwork! The footwork! Benji Marshall! Now the speed! The footwork again! Away from Peachey! Passes without looking! Away for Richards! Back to Fitzhenry! That is as good as you will see, on a Sunday afternoon, anywhere, in the National Rugby League! Benji Marshall has sent the Tigers fans into a frenzy!