From the same game

EW excitedly "HE'S IN, HE'S IN" then almost crying in to his mic "in touch" as another Leeds attack fails.

not rl but there was a good one from the world of cricket in the 80's.



brian johnson was commentating.



the batsmans holding the bowlers willey

They'll all be watching him, in the clubhouse...

A few from Raymondo....



"Every time we come to Headingley there is a dog on the pitch. Why oh why people bring dogs to Rugby games, I'll never know"





"And there we see the sad sight of Martin Offiah limping off with a broken finger."





"Well Joe, in today's game it's all about pasta and enzymes, when I played we only had a segment of orange".

Peter Williams?



One that's not been mentioned from the '88 tour, "Brick wall stuff there from Andy Platt!"

Aussie commentator... "He's like Banjo Paterson's dog, this fella" If I remember correctly they were on about Andy Leatham.

Up there with "the batsman's Holding, the bowler's Willy"

Qld Cup "He needs a quickie"

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I like "Fred Davis, the doyen of snooker, now 67 years of age and too old to get his leg over, prefers to use his left hand."

(Ted Lowe)



or



"Ah! Isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew"

(Harry Carpenter

Nothing and i mean nothing can beat the commentary from Mick Morgan on Dean Widders 80m interception try against Bradford last year... absolutely class



"He dunt go that far on his holidays"

Ray French commenting on a referees performance 'if he thinks that is 10 yards, I wouldn't like to carpet his living room'

....and he's doing a bit of a boogie!



Eddie Waring towards the end of a floodlit match: "....and the shadows are lengthening."