He's big

He's red

His feet stick out the bed

its Peter Crouch



As the liverpool faithful used to sing

"There here , there there , there evr f*kin where ,, empty seats

Semi needs viagra na na na na

He's got no song 'cos his name's too long

Sinama-Pongolle

He's half a boy, he's a girl Torres, Torres

He look's just like a transvestite Torres, Torres

He wear's a frock he loves the cock

He'll sell's his ass down albert dock

Fernando Torres, Carraghers bit on the side.



Citeh fans to Jose



"That coats from Matalan"





West Ham to the bin dippers



"we've got Di Canio, you've got our stereos".

Andy Goram was the Rangers keeper at the time and had been diagnosed with schizophrenia.

From Celtic fans: "Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams"

I liked "Sven should pick Darius, Sven should pick Darius" sung by Man City fans to the tune of I predict a riot by the Kaiser Chiefs.



For irony, how about Man United fans singing "YSB, YSB, YSB" at someone who once went on a school trip to Liverpool. Followed by a chorus of "Rooneh, Rooneh, Rooneh".

Not his fault, when he was old enough(1icon_cool.gif he knew where the place to be was.

My garden shed (my garden shed),

Is bigger than this (is bigger than this),

My garden shed is bigger than this,

It's got a door and a window,

My garden shed is bigger than this...

Alot funnier version of the same song....



His neck scars proved he's lost his head Tevez, Tevez,

You'll never s**g a sexy bird Tevez, Tevez,

You ugly t**t, you filthy c**t,

They sewed your head on back-to-front,

Carlos Tevez, Herman Munsters son.... BOUNCE

whats that one about Park eating dogs, thats quite funny