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| Quote Barmy Salami="Barmy Salami"A woman from earth in heaven is called an angel.
A group of women from earth in heaven is called a group of angels.
All women from earth in heaven is called peace on earth.'"
If you get a nod that this will happen, let me know. I'll want to invest all my money in shares in Kleenex. |
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Two Leythers get married and on the wedding night, she says "Please be gentle, I've never had sex before."
The groom, goes outside and phones his Father for help
"What shall I do Dad?" The groom asks
His Father replies "Leave it son, if she's not good enough for her own family - she isn't good enough for you!"
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| Quote JTB="JTB"
Bilko will offer some sort of prize for the winner. Possibly.
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It is just before the Arsenal v Latics game. Arshavin goes into the changing room to find all his teammates looking a bit glum.
“What’s up?” he asks.
“Well, we’re having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it’s important, but, you know, it’s only Wigan Athletic. They’re a bit rubbish at the moment, and we can’t really be bothered”.
Arshavin looks around at them, all so demotivated, and comes up with a plan.
“Don’t you worry, lads, I reckon I can beat them by myself. You lads go and play on your Xboxes.”
So Arshavin goes out to play Latics by himself, and the rest of the Arsenal team go off to do whatever it is that teenagers do these days.
After some time they wonder how the game is going, so they go online to check the score. A big cheer goes up as the screen reads “Arsenal 1 - Wigan Athletic 0 (Arshavin 10minutes)”.
He is actually winning all by himself!
Fast forward an hour or so, and Aaron Ramsey looks up from his Xbox.
“It must be full time now, let’s see how he got on”.
They check again.
“Result from the Emirates: Arsenal 1 (Arshavin 10 minutes) - Wigan Athletic 1 (Rodallega 89 minutes)”.
They can’t believe it, he has single handedly drawn against the Latics!
They rush back to the Emirates to congratulate him, but they find him in the dressing room, still in his gear, sat with his head in his hands, weeping.
He refuses to look at them. “I’ve let you down, I’ve let you down,” he sobs.
“Don’t be daft, you got a draw against Wigan Athletic, all by yourself. And they only scored at the very, very end!” laughs Cesc Fabregas.
“No, no, I have, I’ve let you down… I got sent off after 12 minutes”
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| Quote Catalancs="Catalancs"It is just before the Arsenal v Latics game. Arshavin goes into the changing room to find all his teammates looking a bit glum.
“What’s up?” he asks.
“Well, we’re having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it’s important, but, you know, it’s only Wigan Athletic. They’re a bit rubbish at the moment, and we can’t really be bothered”.
Arshavin looks around at them, all so demotivated, and comes up with a plan.
“Don’t you worry, lads, I reckon I can beat them by myself. You lads go and play on your Xboxes.”
So Arshavin goes out to play Latics by himself, and the rest of the Arsenal team go off to do whatever it is that teenagers do these days.
After some time they wonder how the game is going, so they go online to check the score. A big cheer goes up as the screen reads “Arsenal 1 - Wigan Athletic 0 (Arshavin 10minutes)”.
He is actually winning all by himself!
Fast forward an hour or so, and Aaron Ramsey looks up from his Xbox.
“It must be full time now, let’s see how he got on”.
They check again.
“Result from the Emirates: Arsenal 1 (Arshavin 10 minutes) - Wigan Athletic 1 (Rodallega 89 minutes)”.
They can’t believe it, he has single handedly drawn against the Latics!
They rush back to the Emirates to congratulate him, but they find him in the dressing room, still in his gear, sat with his head in his hands, weeping.
He refuses to look at them. “I’ve let you down, I’ve let you down,” he sobs.
“Don’t be daft, you got a draw against Wigan Athletic, all by yourself. And they only scored at the very, very end!” laughs Cesc Fabregas.
“No, no, I have, I’ve let you down… I got sent off after 12 minutes”'"
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| Quote wiganrlforever="wiganrlforever"Nice one........ cruel but funny by the way'"
And older than Arshavin and Rodellega put together. |
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| Quote Conroy="Conroy"And older than Arshavin and Rodellega put together.'"
Yet still relevant. |
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| Quote Bilko="Bilko"I'll buy them a pie.'"
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| Quote loobyfromorrell="loobyfromorrell"icon_wave.gif'"
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[url=http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20100123/tod-revenge-for-scorned-mistress-of-obam-870a197.htmlIs that a rabbit in the oven?[/url
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