Ladies and Gentleman of Wigan, may I present to you..............'The Hero'. en.tackfilm.se/?id=1264284043420RA42

Ladies and Gentleman of Wigan, may I present to you..............'The Hero'. en.tackfilm.se/?id=1264284043420RA42

well done.many people may have differant opinions about mo'but the guy gave he's heart and soul into wigan r.l.shoud've given up the reigns years earlier but without him the late 80's early 90's woundn't have happened,just hope mr lenegan can rule and bring as much success as mo did..

Quote MattyB="MattyB"Ladies and Gentleman of Wigan, may I present to you..............'The Hero'. en.tackfilm.se/?id=1264284043420RA42 '" Hee hee. That is now doing the rounds with a picture of my drunk father in law. very funny

Quote MattyB="MattyB"Ladies and Gentleman of Wigan, may I present to you..............'The Hero'. en.tackfilm.se/?id=1264284043420RA42 '" Hee hee. That is now doing the rounds with a picture of my drunk father in law. very funny

“My girlfriend left me this week,” sobbed Dave during a night out with his pals.



“She said that I’m more interested in rugby then her. I'm devastated, lads - devastated. We’d been together for twelve seasons.”

Quote MattyB="MattyB"Ladies and Gentleman of Wigan, may I present to you..............'The Hero'. en.tackfilm.se/?id=1264284043420RA42 '" That's class.

Quote MattyB="MattyB"Ladies and Gentleman of Wigan, may I present to you..............'The Hero'. en.tackfilm.se/?id=1264284043420RA42 '" That's class.

Tories get my vote! www.andybarefoot.com/politics/ca ... ter=144448

Tories get my vote! www.andybarefoot.com/politics/ca ... ter=144448

Alright Pies





See you there tonight

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Mr Cadbury met Ms Rowntree on a Double Decker, it was just After Eight.

They got off at Quality Street, infront of the Fisherman's Friend pub.

He asked her name, "Polo, I'm the one with the hole" she said in a quiet Wispa.

"I'm Marathon, the one with the nuts" he said.

Then he touched her Creme Eggs.

They checked into a hotel, he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt her Milky Way.

He fondled her Flap Jacks and she rubbed his Tic Tacs.

It was a Fab moment as she let out a scream of sheer Turkish Delight.

Sadly 3 days later his Sherbert Fountain started to drip.

It turns out Ms Rowntree had been with Bertie Basset who had Allsorts.

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Love the name of the bloke trying to sell the thing

A Wigan fan and a St. Helens fan collide in a huge accident. Both cars are a wreck, but both men are unhurt.



“This must be a sign from God that we are meant to be friends,” says the Wigan fan.



“I agree,” replies the Saints one.



The Wigan fan then returns to the wreckage and pulls out a bottle of whiskey from one of a cluster of shopping bags.



“Look,” he says to the Saints fan, “this must be another sign from God. We should drink this whiskey to celebrate our friendship and survival”



He hands the bottle over to the Saints fan, who takes a large gulp from the bottle before passing it back.



He casually screws the top back on and returns the bottle to his car.



“Oh, aren’t you having any?” asks the Saints fan.



“No,” he replies.



“I think I’ll wait until the police get here.”

A Wigan fan, a Saints fan and a Warrington fan were all in a park in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of booze. All of a sudden police rushed in and arrested them. The mere possession of alcohol was a severe offence, so for the terrible crime of actually being caught consuming the stuff, they were each sentenced to death!



However, after many months, and with the help of very good lawyers, they were able to successfully appeal their sentence down to life imprisonment.



By a stroke of luck, it was a national holiday on the day that their trial finished, and the unusually benevolent ruler of this strange place decided they could be released after receiving just twenty lashes each.



As they were preparing for their punishment, the ruler declared:



“It’s my first wife’s birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping.”



The Wire fan was first in line, so he thought about this for a while and then said:



“Please tie a pillow to my back.”



This was done, but the pillow only lasted ten lashes before the whip went through. The Warrington fan had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain.



The Saints fan was next up, and after watching the scene, said:



“Choice! Please fix two pillows on my back.”



But even two pillows could only take fifteen lashes before the whip went through again.



The Wigan fan was the last one up, but before he could say anything, the ruler turned to him and said:



“You have had to wait till last and witness the punishment making you even more fearful than the other two. For this, as is the tradition here in Sauid Arabia, you may have two wishes!”



“Ta lad, your most royal and merciful highness”, the Wigan fan replied.



“In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not twenty, but one hundred lashes.”



“Not only are you an honourable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very brave,” cooed the ruler, with an admiring look on his face.



“If one hundred lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish? What is it to be?”



“Please tie the Saints fan to my back.”