funny as ferk!!!

is hudge the man with a grudge favourite song, george micheals

" i want your txt "

For Hudge......



When I was driving home today,

I text my mother what's for my tea?

Is it pot noodle will it be crisps?

Here's what she said to me....



'Put your phone down son

You'll just end up getting done

You'll end up getting done....

To Madness - ‘Driving in my car’



I like driving in my car,

Meeting Justine in the bar.

Text him now to order beer,

Oh crap the fuzz bringing up the rear.

Sorry guys it was my fault,

Here’s my card if you have a jolt.

Police — Every Breath You Take



Every text you make and every call you take

Every law you break

Every step you take, we'll be watching you

Every single day and every word you say

Every game you play

Every night and day, we'll be watching you

Oh can't you see you’re not Hull Fc?

Our poor sides ache with every gaff you make

Every text you make and every law you break

Every smile you fake

Every claim you snake, we'll be watching you

When I was just a little boy

I asked my carehome, what should I be

Speeder or texter, let's wait and see

Both will do for me....



Text your heart out son,

Be careful you don't get done,

Run whinging to the Sun,

oh you're time will come.......

We have a winner.

Wicked! See ya Saturday. You can sing it to me

ANIMAL!!

stay on the scene ..get on up..like a text machine, get on up...

stay on the scene.. get on up..cookies is a has been, get on up..

stay on the scene... get on up...u can only dream..get on up...