Will be interesting to see how many times the Yorkshire Ripper knocks on in a game.

If it's any consolation, your invention caused me many hours of shouting 'will you just f*ck off', whilst stabbing at the keyboard in a fit of impotent rage.

you should have asked clippy how to get rid of clippy



or changed it into a cute little puppy!

Actually it is. My original name for the cheeky little fella was EXPRO but bill over ruled me

Isn't the help system in Microsoft Office one of the few things he [ihasn't[/i claimed to be?

It was until you just opened pandora's box for him

"It looks like you're writing a letter. Would you like some help?"



"Er, no thanks. It's not that I'm not grateful for the offer, but I'll decline on the grounds that you're barely literate and have the linguistic style of a not-particularly-eloquent teenager."

Tell you this much, I aint ever pressing F1 again, just in case!

It's already arrived I have to admit. Available demo-only at the moment to a select few via the magenta button which is itself only available on a select number of 4D SKY remotes.

It seems the referee relies more on the position of the passers hands. I do have sympathy with the =#FF0000linesmen that I am judging from a stationary position (and I agree - not always in direct line) but the=#FF0000 linesman can be running at full speed when trying to judge.



=#FF0000Touch Judge this is not football.

Simple.





I just drilled a hole in the bottom right hand of my monitor were the clip pops up. Then I just put my finger in the hole, and push the clip back down when it pops up.